It's a few days after Valentine's Day and you still have warm, fuzzy feelings of love and tenderness skipping through your chest. By the way, this is the guy we're talking about. Continue Reading Below Advertisement Two goddamn years. And sex sex sex Cracked. So what if one guy's pursuit of happiness took the form of sticking his schlong inside the umbrella hole of a picnic table. Maybe a girl had been there just moments ago, and rolled away at the last minute. These are people that treat car washes like late night Cinemax movies, except instead of naughty inmates at an all-girls prison, it's seeing that dirty slut of a Scion get buffed nice and slow, just how papa likes it.
And that's just the ones he was taping, who knows how many street signs he fucked and got away with it. So he did what many of the lonely and bored people on this list did, and found the nearest thing with a hole in it to fuck. And then he made the fateful decision to have bit of the old in and out with it. His ill-advised boning adventure soon led to over a dozen emergency personnel attempting to rescue him, while trying to hold in the Nelson Muntz style laughter brewing inside each of them. Police say the tapes included two years' worth of the man defiling street signs. It's a few days after Valentine's Day and you still have warm, fuzzy feelings of love and tenderness skipping through your chest. Well we can say that he's not the first guy to get caught doing it , so maybe it's a thing. You just want to have evidence for when the cops say, "There is no way some guy is fucking a table. Continue Reading Below Advertisement [photos removed - Ed] On top of all that, you'd always have that doubt in the back of you're mind that you're accidentally cornholing Optimus Prime. And the car absolutely cannot be mounted while it's moving, as you'll see in this set of 30 photos of our attempt to demonstrate this. That has to be the pinnacle of messed up boning, right? Some of which don't even seem possible. Obviously you'd think of the tailpipe, but that would seem to create difficulties in terms of the positioning, especially for a car built low to the ground. It didn't take long for them to call the cops, who booked his ass on charges of sexual breach of the peace, which we assume is Europe-speak for making everyone at the station say "What the Fuck? Yes, that video is totally accurate, his penis got stuck in the bench. Nothing can ruin your day Who are we to judge? His name is Edward Smith and he has sex with Continue Reading Below Advertisement Seriously. Then he saw it: You'd think that would scare people of inanimate object sex forever, but there's at least one guy we're pretty sure is still going strong. We would also like to take this opportunity to point out how England is dominating this list. Don't worry, even what's considered "acceptable" in the world of sex is getting weirder. Maybe it was dark. So what if one guy's pursuit of happiness took the form of sticking his schlong inside the umbrella hole of a picnic table.
Video about public sex caught in park:
Man throws bike at couple having sex in public park in United States
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